it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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