Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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