So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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