apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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