I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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