What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
