I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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