Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I need a beard to bite.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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