Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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