I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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