if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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