can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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