But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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