i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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