a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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