So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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