Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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