It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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