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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased

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• (561): View more from Florida

  next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I learned to sign I want to be on you today

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  Score

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  Deaf chicks here I come

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?

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• (212): View more from New York

  He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.

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• (530): View more from California

  Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Strip Simon Says: DO IT

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