Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.