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(770): View more from Georgia

I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm chasing vodka with french fries.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.

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(519): View more from Ontario

her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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(281): View more from Texas

I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...

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(520): View more from Arizona

Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.

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