it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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