this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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