Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
porn star boner night. come get it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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