I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's just like the Real World with babies
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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