Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Randomize