He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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