Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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