Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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