My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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