All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dignity is for republicans.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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