Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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