your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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