I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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