i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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