How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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