i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
now i know why i became what i already was.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have fence marks all over my body
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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