if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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