we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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