Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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