theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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