BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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