"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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