can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just had sex on a roof
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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