the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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