Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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