Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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