For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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