the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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