Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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