Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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