I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
