i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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