the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I hate all girls vehemently.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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