Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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