I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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